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chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs. (Source: likeasolarfire, via banjoface)

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

(Source: likeasolarfire, via banjoface)

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callmepan:

cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.

Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.

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newpope: newpope: newpope: my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour. i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed this post is one of my best by a landslide (Source: circumcisions, via banjoface)

newpope:

newpope:

newpope:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(Source: circumcisions, via banjoface)

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) Me: “So, where’s your mom at?” Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not (via banjoface)

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

(via banjoface)

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loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please let’s fuck now) That was beautiful poets (Source: surf4ces, via me-llamo-llama)

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces, via me-llamo-llama)

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2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

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roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post (via banjoface)

roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

(via banjoface)

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so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

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